More tourists are visiting Sri Lanka than ever before. But if you want to dodge the crowds, you could always sign up for a 10-day, 1000-mile self-drive tuk-tuk rally. What’s the worst that could happen?
It’s a Monday afternoon and I’m watching my brother, Matt, have a mild nervous breakdown. We’re lost in a tangle of spaghetti-nest back roads in rural Sri Lanka.
He’s nearly driven our tuk-tuk into two separate walls in just 10 minutes. “I think something’s wrong with the front wheel,” he stammers. I coax him out of the driver’s seat, inspect the front wheel (to check if it’s been put on sideways) and offer to take over.
A gaggle of local kids is laughing at us. Partly, I imagine, a result of our bad driving. And partly because Matt is dressed as a zebra and I am dressed as a giraffe. If we hadn’t already been driving for six hours, if the light wasn’t waning, and if I wasn’t lost in Sri Lanka with my brother, I’d probably be laughing too.
On the road to Jaffna, Sri Lanka’s northernmost, formerly war-torn town.
Photo: Matthew Pelling
I rev the tuk-tuk and pull forward. There’s nothing wrong with the front wheel. Matt must’ve either slipped into one of these potholes—twice—or he really is having a nervous breakdown.
I can hardly blame him. We just drove an hour in the wrong direction (up a stunning peninsula, mind you—almost worth getting lost for), and we’re now retracing our tracks, looking for our hotel and the rest of our traveling party (more idiots driving tuk-tuks).
Forget what they say about taking the road less traveled. It’s not worth the hassle.
Where are we? Kalpitiya province, looking for Alankuda beach. It’s not easy. Not so many road signs out here and most of these backroads don’t even grace the pages of our map. No smartphones, 3G or Wi-Fi, either. Just an old calls-and-texts-only phone and a fast-fading battery.
And thanks to our tuk-tuk’s aggressive lack of suspension, my arsecheeks are absorbing the shock of every single rock and pothole. Each mile is a hundred new molestations.
At any point on the Lanka Challenge, challengers may find themselves lost, broken down, doing something they’ve never done before, or any combination of these things.
Photos courtesy of Large Minority
Matt lights a cigarette in the back seat, I play Jump by Van Halen over our speakers (it is for us what Eye of the Tiger was for Rocky Balboa) and we press on, still not entirely sure what we’re doing, where we’re going, or how to drive a tuk-tuk.
We stop every now and then to ask for directions. “Dolphin Beach Resort?” we grin. Nothing but puzzled expressions, big smiles, and the ever-endearing Sri Lankan head wobble. These guys might not know where we’re going, but it’s impossible to be mad at them for it.
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Keeping in step with the theme of breakdowns, as if by some kind of cruel magic, our tuk-tuk suddenly goes kaput. I roll the keys in the ignition and try and start her up again. I pump the gas to make it look like I know what I’m doing. I make a few noises like hmmm and huh? and oh. Nothing. Nada. Dead.
Matt has just read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and thinks there might be something clogging the fuel pipe. Forever the cynic, I’m not so sure that Robert M. Pirsig’s wisdom extends to tuk-tuks. And so enters my own temporary mania, stage left. The fading light paired with the close proximity of a couple of mange-ridden (and presumably man-eating) dogs has me convinced—in my heightened state of anxiety—that this is where we will die.
Breakdowns, roadblocks, and run-ins with the police are common on the Lanka Challenge. Luckily, there are usually plenty of locals around to help.
Top photo: Oliver Pelling. Bottom: Courtesy of Large Minority
I use the last of our phone battery to call Julian—one of the masterminds of this 10-day, 1000-mile tuk-tuk jaunt around Sri Lanka—and let him know in no uncertain terms that we will die soon and, most importantly, that it’s his fault.
I tell him I can hear the sea and see a blue-ish building. Five minutes later, Julian comes strolling down the road, laughing. Turns out this whole not-quite-death-defying scene played out no more than 100 meters from the (until now) mythical Dolphin Beach Resort. We’d just come in via a bunch of backroads, instead of the major, supposedly “well-signposted” road. Forget what they say about taking the road less traveled. It’s not worth the hassle.
A local mechanic fixes our tuk-tuk and the pair of us, still bedecked in our giraffe and zebra outfits, roll into our accommodation—a handsome cluster of rustic beach shacks. We’re met by cheers, laughter and derision from the rest of the idiots (an eccentric mix of nationalities, genders and ages) who signed up for this thing.
The beer, ice-cold, has never tasted so good. The temporary mania exits, stage right. And that was day one of the Lanka Challenge.
Day one of the Lanka Challenge sees challengers dress up in their wackiest fancy dress.
Photo courtesy of Large Minority
But there’s little time for reflection. A sort-of-organized, self-drive tuk-tuk rally, the Lanka Challenge—devised by responsible travel company Large Minority—sees up to 20 teams of two or three complete various challenges to accrue points. ‘Organized chaos,’ they call it. And they’d be right.
A couple of days later, we’re pulled over on the side of the road and I’m locked in a push-up competition with a Sri Lankan soldier (I’ve always been more of a thumb-war kind of guy.) Later that same day, Matt and I find ourselves on a local bus, in a town we don’t know, trying (and failing) to sell things in broken Sinhala—the local language—to unsuspecting passengers. It wasn’t our idea.
Soon, we’re flinging elephant dung for a photo opp, donating musical instruments to a school, taking selfies with crocs, picking up litter, playing cricket with kids, camping by far-flung lakes, snorkeling with reef sharks, looking for shipwrecks…
As two evidently non-Sri Lankan blokes driving a tuk-tuk through a country that sees few non-Sri Lankan blokes driving tuk-tuks, we attract more than a few stares. And none more so than in tourist-bereft Jaffna, the northern city most affected by the Sri Lankan civil war, from where, between 1983 and 2009, the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam fought to create an independent Tamil state.
We drive past bullet-ridden buildings and minefields. We sing Tamil folk songs with busloads of people outside a ramshackle roadside war museum. We try to make heads, tails, or otherwise of the strange safety murals adorning the walls of our hotel pool:
The joys, and peculiarities, of travel: A rather puzzling array of safety murals on the walls of a hotel pool in the Sri Lankan northern city of Jaffna.
Photos: Oliver Pelling
After Jaffna, we head back down the east coast. Nilaveli becomes Trincomalee becomes Dambulla. Soon, we’re flinging elephant dung for a photo opp, donating musical instruments to a school, taking selfies with crocs, picking up litter, playing cricket with kids, camping by far-flung lakes, snorkeling with reef sharks, looking for shipwrecks, scooping rotting fish out the back of our tuk-tuk (a practical joke gone wrong), helping fishermen bring in their haul and—in my brother’s case—getting a horrific case of food poisoning.
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All of this, we learn, is par for the course on the Lanka Challenge. Everything mentioned above (bar the food poisoning) is a challenge—designed to banish comfort zones and encourage cultural immersion (selling things on buses, singing with locals) and responsible travel (donating instruments, picking up litter).
Camping by lakes, board games with locals, push-ups with Sri Lankan soldiers: It’s all par for the course on the Lanka Challenge.
Photos: Oliver and Matthew Pelling
Minuwangoda, Negombo, Kalpitiya, Anuradhapura, Jaffna, Nilaveli, Trincomalee, Dambulla, Kandy, Nuwara Eliya. The destinations roll up and fade away in an action-packed haze. Upon returning home to Melbourne—tired, filthy and dazed—a friend who’d also visited Sri Lanka asked me about my favorite spot. Did you go here … did you go there?
There’s also, I submit, few better feelings in the world than overtaking a gleaming, air-conditioned tourist bus in a filthy, Japanese-made, 200cc tuk-tuk.
I couldn’t give her a straight answer. The Lanka Challenge isn’t a trip you embark on because you want to see all of Sri Lanka’s big sights. It’s a trip you embark on because you want to drive a tuk-tuk around Sri Lanka. It’s a bit like going to New York and, instead of taking in the Empire State or the Statue or Liberty, you decide to just hop on a bike and get completely lost.
You break down? You knock on someone’s door and ask if they can help (chances are, they can.) You see someone lugging a bag of wood down the road? You offer to give them a ride. You get a speeding ticket from the Sri Lankan police? You pay them off. You roll your tuk-tuk? You flip it over and keep going (or, as was the case for one of our traveling party, you take a chunk out of your leg and fly home).
A convoy of tuk-tuks driven by travelers roll through the countryside in rural Sri Lanka.
Photo courtesy of Large Minority
More tourists are visiting Sri Lanka now than ever before—but only a handful have seen the country from behind the wheel of a tuk-tuk. Each day is a struggle, a test of nerves and character, and you’ve no choice but to call on the good people of Sri Lanka and your fellow challengers to help you through it. There’s also, I submit, few better feelings in the world than overtaking a gleaming, air-conditioned tourist bus in a filthy, Japanese-made, 200cc tuk-tuk.
So I tried to regale to my friend the story of our breakdowns—nervous and mechanical—and explain how we came to be dressed as a zebra and a giraffe (it was part of the challenge, of course). But I couldn’t stop giggling. These kind of nervier travel moments have a way of becoming hilarious after the fact. “Sounds kind of crazy,” she said, before walking off.
I guess, on reflection, it kind of was.
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The next iterations of the Lanka Challenge flag off in April and September 2018. Large Minority also operate the Cambo Challenge, Philippines Challenge, and the Amazon Challenge. Head to their website for more information
The Lanka Challenge is run by Large Minority, a small travel company that has been in operation since 2009, works with local operators, and donates 10 per cent of every team’s entry fee to its local partner charities. To date they’ve raised over $50,000.
NB: The writer traveled at his own expense. In fact, he still owes his brother $1,000 for his entry fee.
Oliver Pelling
Oliver is the Australia editor of Adventure.com. Originally from the UK, he's lived in Melbourne since 2011 and writes for a range of international travel and music publications.
